I was enjoying this but trying to turn down the music seems to have broken it? It didn't let me turn down the volume or continue or close the menu or anything. Had to close the tab to do anything.
0/5 I was supposed to go to sleep but wanted to finish typing up this last review, tried using my trusty not-dusty little chainsaw to type it up, it vrrrs so fast I thought I'd have to typed in no time, but now I have to get a new laptop. And chainsaw
Maybe my new little chainsaw will have a keybaord and wifi? I love this little thing after all, laptop be damned! (5/5)
Thanks for the helpful review. I was thinking about using a little chainsaw to cut my monitor down to size. The screen is just a tiny bit too big and I have to turn my head slightly to look at the corners. Now, thanks to your comment, I feel confident that this chainsaw is equal to the job.
Hey so I was at a conference last week, and I needed to open a packet of melatonin gummy bears. I couldn't do it with my mini nail clippers, but good thing I always travel with my lil chainsaw! Opened that packet right up and swallowed the whole thing. I slept so good, it was like being a little chainsaw sinking to the bottom of a deep, dark, dreamless sea. 5/5 would recommend
This was a very clever way of presenting interactive fiction. People love humorous product reviews, and you really tapped into that for some of these. I had a really fun time with this. Thanks for making and sharing it. 😊
Understandably so. But to be clear, the cigarette ratings in my videos are very different from how I rate games on pages such as these. I can assure you that I rated it much more highly here than in the video. 😅 Apologies if my character was a bit too harsh.
As I passed the display some weeks ago, our eyes met & we smiled, knowing we’ve just found our new best friend. I even knitted my little chainsaw the cutest fuzzy sweater for those quiet brisk nights when we walk downtown!
We find small crowds there to perform for and when the music begins, it’s the grandest ballet as I spin and lead my partner firmly through the air, to-and-fro, again and again, before cheer echoes briefly in the streets.
Then, when the final note fades into moonlight and we’ve taken our bows, we can see from the glistening, unblinking eyes that we’ve touched their hearts in a special “forever” way. And, our own feel a warmth in being shared with them, too.
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I was enjoying this but trying to turn down the music seems to have broken it? It didn't let me turn down the volume or continue or close the menu or anything. Had to close the tab to do anything.
Thanks for the report! Working on a fix for it now.
Fixed! 🤞
Thanks again.
0/5 I was supposed to go to sleep but wanted to finish typing up this last review, tried using my trusty not-dusty little chainsaw to type it up, it vrrrs so fast I thought I'd have to typed in no time, but now I have to get a new laptop. And chainsaw
Maybe my new little chainsaw will have a keybaord and wifi? I love this little thing after all, laptop be damned! (5/5)
Thanks for the helpful review. I was thinking about using a little chainsaw to cut my monitor down to size. The screen is just a tiny bit too big and I have to turn my head slightly to look at the corners. Now, thanks to your comment, I feel confident that this chainsaw is equal to the job.
Hey so I was at a conference last week, and I needed to open a packet of melatonin gummy bears. I couldn't do it with my mini nail clippers, but good thing I always travel with my lil chainsaw! Opened that packet right up and swallowed the whole thing. I slept so good, it was like being a little chainsaw sinking to the bottom of a deep, dark, dreamless sea. 5/5 would recommend
Is there anything these little beauties can’t do? I’m going to order a second one so I can hold one in each hand.
This was a very clever way of presenting interactive fiction. People love humorous product reviews, and you really tapped into that for some of these. I had a really fun time with this. Thanks for making and sharing it. 😊
Thank you for playing! I very much enjoyed watching the video. I might make a tweak to that three star rating.
Understandably so. But to be clear, the cigarette ratings in my videos are very different from how I rate games on pages such as these. I can assure you that I rated it much more highly here than in the video. 😅 Apologies if my character was a bit too harsh.
Oh no, I didn't mean your in-character cigarette rating. Early in the video you mentioned one of the three-star reviews in the game being too low.
I did see your actual five-star rating on the game and I appreciate it very much.
"According to an an alarming new report..."
Also surprised that the guy who started fires all over town didn't have their own breaking news pop-up.
Thanks for spotting the typo!
You will be happy to know that the arsonist news report will be available in the paid DLC
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Best Friends!
As I passed the display some weeks ago, our eyes met & we smiled, knowing we’ve just found our new best friend. I even knitted my little chainsaw the cutest fuzzy sweater for those quiet brisk nights when we walk downtown!
We find small crowds there to perform for and when the music begins, it’s the grandest ballet as I spin and lead my partner firmly through the air, to-and-fro, again and again, before cheer echoes briefly in the streets.
Then, when the final note fades into moonlight and we’ve taken our bows, we can see from the glistening, unblinking eyes that we’ve touched their hearts in a special “forever” way. And, our own feel a warmth in being shared with them, too.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Touching! 😍
Can I commission a fuzzy chainsaw sweater?
i’ll send one right away. please note that we recommend thorough handwashing of our sweaters soon after each performance!